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.. This Article is partly tongue in
cheek as we trace
Santa's Origins and offer proof from several
government agencies that he
is indeed real. Many people have shared thoughts,
ideas and info in the
making of this project and some ideas may not appeal
to all. But follow
our journey now as we seek Santa and his Flying
Reindeer.
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Hello and Happy
Holidays to
Everyone...
Its been a bit slow lately so I did some side research on a Seasonally correct topic. A lot has been said about the 'Myth' that is Santa Claus but have we had any real hard evidence that he exists? We all know that if enough people believe in something, it does give something 'reality' and millions of kids and adults around the world cannot all be wrong can they? The US Postal Service does indeed handle mail to Santa... has anyone (other than the movie "Miracle on 34th Street" where the lawyer used the Post Office to prove his case) ever asked "Where does it go?" So here we have ONE government agency that recognizes his existence. Excerpt: WASHINGTON, DC - Santa Claus has a lot in common with the United States Postal Service. Santa's customer satisfaction levels directly relate to consistent, on-time delivery. Neither rain nor snow nor heat nor gloom of night keeps Santa and his dedicated helpers from providing joy at millions of homes the world over. While Santa's been doing it a bit longer than the Postal Service, for more than two centuries he's relied almost exclusively on U.S. Postal Service letter carriers to bring him letters from girls and boys all across America. This holiday season will be no different. The Postal Service is gearing up for a huge mail delivery to the North Pole to help Santa and his elves get ready for the big day. Excerpt: Letters addressed to Santa at the North Pole, AK - as well as other holiday mail - can be given directly to letter carriers. They don't have to be placed in collection boxes or taken to the Post Office. And, as always, families with curbside mailboxes can put mail in their mailboxes for pick up. Postal elves at the nearby North Pole Post Office will postmark Santas replies and mail them back to the children. Press Release
from the USPS
Return mail will bear the cancellation from here.. North Pole Christmas Cancellation
Now this paper is great because it
even mentions that
ELVES will send the return mail...
But bear with me a few posts... as we talk about the Flying Marvels... the Reindeer In another forum the question was posed... "Whats up
with Rudolph
Well the History channel just did a show on Mushrooms. It appears, according to them, that reindeer in Lapland routinely eat magic mushrooms. This one in particular... So since we all know that 'fuel' makes one fly, it is highly likely that Rudolph was too young and not allowed to eat them, until he was needed. It also gives us one more agency, the History Channel, that provides us with clues to the truth of the Santa story... in this case we now know why Reindeers fly... What? You doubt the History channel? Now that mushroom is very famous in Germany and has long been associated with St Nick and is used in Christmas Ornaments and even Marizipan candy (just look alike, not the actual mushroom)... German Christmas Ornaments So the Red Suit and the 'Jolly' old
St Nick has always
been connected to the Pretty Red and White
mushrooms...
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Remember Super
Mario?
More association with the mushrooms and kids toys. Does Mario not eat these mushrooms to power up? Just one more example of the association with conditioning children. I found this comment to be a sign of the times... Real-life Super Mario Mushroom "I had no idea that those big red mushrooms with white spots actually existed in nature. But I found one last week and took a picture of it." Super Mario
Mushroom Candy Tins
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.. Just what ARE we teaching our kids? Sure the Mushroom is very pretty, but considering its hallucinogenic properties and danger, how did this mushroom become so instilled in the Santa culture? "The Candy
Man knows..."
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Hang in there I
am getting to
the PROOF
But I just HAD to add THIS news... Zoo sells
Christmas ornaments
from reindeer droppings
Take one reindeer dropping, dry it, coat in a clear finish, and then paint it or roll it in glitter. Voila — a Christmas ornament. That's what's keeping staff at Illinois's Miller Park Zoo busy this holiday season as they keep the gift shop stocked in what zoo marketing director Susie Ohley calls "magical reindeer gem ornaments." Each comes with a label of authenticity and costs $5 US. Staffer Katie Buydos, who makes jewelry as a hobby, donated wire and beads, saying, "Susie asked me to bring some creativity to the table." Some folks are surprised at the size of the "gems," which are only about as big as marbles. "Reindeer are so big," zoo maintenance worker Sheldon Williams said. But the droppings are "just a big pile of small."[/ex] SOURCE: CBC News Those Reindeer seem pretty happy... must be the shrooms... On a related note just in time for Christmas gift giving... More Great Gifts for the Holidays..
"Cowsie
Dungsie Clock"
Here's a Steaming Heap of "Crappy" Sayings! We would like to Thank all of you who have purchased our product for yourself or someone you love! If you haven't ordered yet the COWS are still working in the field. Still more Cow Pies SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT BUY ONE TODAY
Now on a different note... here is what happens when a Reindeer gets to much of a good thing... Santa Mauled
by Reindeer
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There is a new Three Letter Spook Agency in town. Theses guys are above the NSA and the NRO and literally 'above everyone'. They also have a sneaky way of keeping their full name a Three Letter Agency. The NGA National Geospatial-Inteligence Agency or "SPACE SPOOKS" Well you KNOW it had to happen right? As for the Santa, his Sled and Deliver System... my myriad contacts have told me that Santa has the assistance of the NGA (National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency) Here is the documented PROOF Press Release
BETHESDA, Md.—This holiday season, the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency (NGA) has extended its expertise to one very special customer -- Santa Claus. After being overwhelmed by a growing world demand, Santa approached NGA earlier this year and asked for help to streamline his Christmas Eve deliveries. “I need routes that will let me move around the world quickly and efficiently,” he said. NGA combined satellite imagery with its map and chart making expertise to develop a digital navigation system that solved Santa’s problem. Called NGA TOY DELIVERY SYSTEM X-100, this specialized geospatial-intelligence product was specifically formatted to let Santa create quick and easy routes around the globe. Santa installed a new satellite downlink and computer system to handle the NGA data. “I can really scoot around the world using this new navigation system,” Santa said. “The time I can save by taking the best routes will let me reach everyone on my list.” NGA is honored that the number one world traveler would ask for our assistance. To view the NGA TOY DELIVERY SYSTEM X-100 and see how it is used by its revered customer, please go to [url]www.nga.mil[/url]. NGA is a Department of Defense combat support agency and a member of the National Intelligence Community. Its mission is to provide timely, relevant and accurate geospatial intelligence in support of our national security. Geospatial intelligence is the exploitation and analysis of imagery and geospatial information to describe, assess and visually depict physical features and geographically referenced activities on the Earth. Headquartered in Bethesda, Md., NGA has major facilities in the greater Washington, D.C., and St. Louis, Mo., areas with NGA support teams worldwide. Visit us online at [url]www.nga.mil[/url]. - NGA -
SOURCE: http://www1.nga.mil/ Press Release PDF File Now surely the government would not lie to us about such an important matter? They had a video last year showing the system I hope they bring it back. If they do I will post it. But this is official government documentation that not only is Santa REAL, but that the government is assisting him with the latest high tech space capabilities that we haven't even been told about yet. And you people think I make this stuff up! And let's not forget THIS 089:32:50 Mattingly: Apollo 8,
Houston. [No answer.]
Apollo 8 flight journal
Apollo 8
Santa
Now surely you people who have been arguing all these years that NASA NEVER LIES are not going to change your tune? That makes THREE government agencies that recognize the existence of Santa Claus The US Post Office, NASA and the NGA I would say that ought to be more than enough official proof for anyone Happy Holidays |
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NGA Update...
Still no copy of that video from NGA but I wrote them a request. Seems it was so well recieved that it won an award NGA Office of Corporate Communications' Kipling Williams earned third place for his inspired 3-D animated portrayal of Santa Claus using NGA geospatial datasets to plan his delivery route. Developed as a public affairs initiative for the NGA Web site, the animation ends with Santa Claus "activating" his lead reindeer Rudolph's nose to start the trip. This two-minute clip was recognized in the Interactive and Motion Graphics, 3-D Models and Animations category. http://www1.nga.mil/Newsroom/Pathfinder/0603/Pages/ICyAwards.aspx It also puts the NGA and their capabilities on display. ... ... ... WHOHOOOOO Got it!! Those guys work overtime... High Res copy...
Youtube version... (Update - No longer available on Youtube... watch the MOV above) There is also "The Delivery System" but no embeddeding available Youtube Link Video
animation of NGA assisting
Santa Claus with worldwide toy delivery.
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Following now will be additional proof and related material that came to light as the thread progressed. The updates are in order of when they were presented but I may sort them from time to time for context | |||||
Now some debunkers can be expected to
try to turn
us away from the truth... the tabloids with
sensational headlines like;
December 5,
2008
Visitors who had paid up to £30 each for tickets to a “Christmas Wonderland” in the New Forest were turned away yesterday by a woman shrieking: “Santa's dead.” Sound like the debunkers alright, screaming their point, eithet that or she had to many shrooms. SANTA'S 'EFFIN
DEAD!
THE controversial “Winter Blunderland” theme park closed yesterday – as a worker shouted to weeping kids: “Santa’s f***ing dead!” Bosses of Lapland New Forest, branded a “rip-off” by irate parents, packed up and abandoned the site after six days of chaotic trading Always has to
be a GRINCH to
try to spoil it for everyone...
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Originally
posted by liquidsmoke206
ATS
Post
ID 5434663
If I'm not mistaken then that's the fly agaric mushroom. When dried and eaten is one of the more potent hallucinogens. It is funny that it's featured in so much art and culture around the world. Is it a worldwide conspiracy from some ancient mushroom cult? A guy named Clark Heinrich wrote an interesting book about them called "Magic Mushrooms in Religion and Alchemy." It's a great book for conspiracy theorists. He ties this mushroom into every major religion, often making a good case for his theories. |
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Originally
posted by WishForWings
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ID 5434677
UFO: Santa ?????? freaky
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Originally
posted by Darthorious
Rumor has it that Santa and the reindeer switched from shrooms to cocaine because it was effective in speeding up the delivery process so the switch to red was said due to coca-cola (viral marketing) but in reality was because the cocaine's white coloration could be seen less on the brighter uniform than the darker one. After all it's against the law to pilot while under the influence and he couldn't be found out. The white beard and mustache were also perfect for concealing his use. |
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accuroman ATS
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ID 5435280
...and if any of you know the smurfs animation you must remember their houses were those mushrooms... |
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Originally
posted by accuromanATS
post
ID 5437064
I think you were correct about the fact they can fly because of the mushrooms check out this video . Can't wait for spring to come to try them out! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVc4Jr6Ehec Originally posted by zorgon GREAT ONE! I didn't have that
documentary THANKS!
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Posted by
darlin ATS
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ID 5435497
I love this thread....thanks for bringing it up! Personally I love the idea that
Santa really exists...so
here we go:
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Posted by
ashamedamerican ATS
post
ID 5435497
It seems that not only is Santa real
but there is a
concerted effort by big business and corporate
america to put Santa out
of business.
It seems the NWO and elitists want to shut him down, but santa is obviously either of extraterrestrial origins or simply magical so I doubt he can be stopped. You go Santa! Don't let 'the man' bring you down! |
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Topic
started on 3-12-2008 @ 12:31 AM by ashamedamerican
on BTS
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ID
Santa Claus, a.k.a. Chris Cringle faces a possible federal class action lawsuit filed by Parker Brothers, Milton Bradley, Mattel, Fisher-Price, Hasbro, Tonka, Tyco, and over 150 other major toy companies for copyright infringement. The 5.9 billion dollar suit represents a legal precedent attempt and further lawsuits are expected to follow. A spokesman for Mr. Cringle stated in a press conference earlier today that he felt confident that these charges would not stand against him and that his lawyer Johnny Cochran would be handling all further press requests. A court order to stop producing the
toys, and confiscation
of the toys housed at Mr. Cringle's North Pole
distribution facility have
caused the cancellation of Christmas this year.
Should he be found guilty
of copyright infringement he may be ordered to pay
the owner of each of
the copyrighted toys for each unit illegally
produced and refund any profits
he received (or could have received) as well as
attorney fees. Santa Claus,
a.k.a. Chris Cringle faces a possible federal class
action lawsuit
A spokesman for Mr. Cringle stated in a press conference earlier today that he felt confident that these charges would not stand against him and that his lawyer Johnny Cochran would be handling all further press requests. A court order to stop producing the toys, and confiscation of the toys housed at Mr. Cringle's North Pole distribution facility have caused the cancellation of Christmas this year. Should he be found guilty of copyright infringement he may be ordered to pay the owner of each of the copyrighted toys for each unit illegally produced and refund any profits he received (or could have received) as well as attorney fees. |
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Originally
posted by zorgon
OOPS Sorry missed this one! Well if the Courts want to SUE SANTA, that would mean that the courts would have to agree that he does indeed exist. You cannot bring a class action lawsuit against a non existent entity. That would be a 'frivolous lawsuit' and carries sever penalties. So if the courts are proceeding with such an action... he must be real... Do you have the link to the case? I did not see it on BTS. |
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Originally posted by greeneyedleo ATS post ID 5436978 I lived near North Pole, Alaska. I know for sure Santa is real.
I've seen him
myself at his home in North Pole, along with his
reindeers.
My very own pictures from North Pole. .. .. |
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REMEMBER The
USPS Press Release?
Press Release
from the USPS
Return mail will bear the cancellation from here.. North Pole Christmas Cancellation
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Navy proves
there is no Santa
at the TRUE North Pole
As you can see the sub came right up through the ice at the pole. Now naturally the Barber Pole is also not really there and you must bring your own for the Photo Op... I suppose it could be argued that there is no way to be sure that they are REALLY at the True North Pole, but for now, we will take their word for it. SOURCE: http://www.seaice.org.uk/research/tireless2004.html Arctic
Submarine Laboratory
This is all part of the conspiracy and the cover up. We KNOW there is no actual land mass under the ice at the north pole... so on those years when the Arctic Ice melts, Santa would be in a LOT of deep water... Same goes for the Magnetic North Pole, it too is over water currently and as it moves, a permanent base at Magnetic North would not remain such for very long Here is a picture in Google Earth of the area around True North... As we can see... nothing but water! And with Global warming causing the Arctic Ice to melt, Santa and the elves would need to learn to tread water... The 37-year-old British took 18 minutes and 50 seconds to complete a 1km swim in -1.8°C water on July 15, 2007. He undertook the swim to raise awareness about the effects of climate change on the Arctic. ... |
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Okay... so what
is going on
then? If he is real as we just proved in this
report, then where IS that
Secret Base really hidden?
Well, as with a lot of other government bases and secrets, it is HIDDEN IN PLAIN SIGHT Greeneyedleo has already pointed it out to us, as she WAS THERE and took pictures. Here is the front gate. Even had a postal code number 99705 North Pole Alaska +64° 45' 1.88", -147° 22' 46.01" Sure, ANYONE can hang a sign and say anything they want, but... The USPS lists this as the return
address for Santa...
And on the photo Greeneyedleo
took of Santas'
House we find this address...
So Santa, his workshop, the elves and the Reindeer NEVER lived at the TRUE North Pole, but North Pole Alaska. Now lets examine this a bit more... |
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We have shown
here that as early
as 1898 the US Government has supported Santa and
created a Reindeer
division just outside Fairbanks, Alaska. In
the 30's the Reindeer herds
reached 640, 000 head, Now its closer to 20,000 on
average. Pictures of
Santa's Village show tall pine trees, someting we
see easily in North Pole,
Alaska, but not at the True North Pole.
So all evidence so far points to North Pole. Alaska as the the TRUE location of Santa's Secret Base... Now lets look at the area on Google Earth and see what else we see in the area... WOW... Seems like the MECCA of US Military Might... Radar Domes:
Poker Flats
Research Range:
Military Bases
Surround North
Pole:
Nike Missile
Launch Sites Surround
North Pole:
University
of Alaska:
THIS is where Santa lives... Secret Base at North Pole, Alaska, right smack dab in the middle of the USA's most 'secret' area with HAARP, Poker Flats and who knows what else is hidden beneath the facades A final look
at the North Pole
The image, called "Hideaway" can be viewed on the artist's website. It was also featured on NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day |
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Originally
posted by AccessDenied
ATS
Post
ID 5434759
NORAD tracks Santa every year too!
Originally posted by SpacePunk ATS Post ID 5437078 Does NORAD still manage to track Santa with their radar these days? Originally posted by Greeneyedleo Yep!
Originally posted by zorgon Nice hat Leo HEY where's my Christmas Present I was about to post that but with NORAD (and who better to know ) that makes 5 official government agencies And here is a better one pointing to NORAD Pentagon
TV (6 )
.. .. .. OR they have to tell us that all these government agencies spending tax dollars on Santa tracking etc. are LYING Which will it be? |
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Originally
posted by squiz ATS
Post
ID 5437107
Yep, the amanita is toxic, there are many different types all over the world and are prepared differently accordingly. Generally drying them is the way to go. The urine of the ingester can be drunk as the psychedelic compounds can pass through the body several times. Not that I'm into that sort of thing. The Santa clause story, I believe is based mainly on the Siberian shaman. The shaman would gather the amanita for the winter solstice celebration, quite often he'd have to compete for the amanita with the reindeer, who had been known to attack the shaman to get to the mushrooms first. (the shaman would also sometimes drink the urine of the intoxicated reindeer). While picking he'd place the mushrooms in the tree to begin drying them. (decorations). When returning home, quite often his cabin would be snowed in and would have to climb in through the chimney with his sack of Christmas goodies. Then to hang the mushrooms in sacks near the fire to continue drying them for safe consumption. (Christmas stockings). Oh yeah Christianity is based partly on a pagan mushroom cult. Why do you think all those saints had visions? and why the Archbishops dress up like the amanita? Why the pope sports a pine cone on his staff? and the large pine cone sculpture at the vatican? not because of the pineal gland as some have recently suggested, but because the amanita grew under the conifer tree. Lord of the Magical plants - The Paris Eadwine Psalter, c. 1150 CE. |
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Originally
posted by manticore
ATS
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ID 5437154
Here's more proof! |
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Originally
posted by Ghost147
I'm trying to come up with a conclusion that your joking, but I've seen some pretty dumb people on this forum before. Originally posted by zorgon I only have one appropriate response to that... There is one in every crowd... |
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Scientific Theory and Flying Reindeer .. The Oregon Zoo's video of flying reindeer and their history, also explains why reindeer can or can not fly. |
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Posted by
silo13 ATS
Post
ID 5437500
Coke and Santa...
Santa Lore Most people can agree on what Santa Claus looks like -- jolly, with a red suit and a white beard. But he did not always look that way, and Coca-Cola® advertising actually helped shape this modern-day image of Santa. 2006 marked the 75th anniversary of the famous Coca-Cola Santa Claus. Starting in 1931, magazine ads for Coca-Cola featured St. Nick as a kind, jolly man in a red suit. Because magazines were so widely viewed, and because this image of Santa appeared for more than three decades, the image of Santa most people have today is largely based on our advertising http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/heritage/cokelore_santa.html And there's nooooo way Coke would use a subject for advertise if he isn't 100% true - right? The Real Thing ---> Santa |
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Originally
posted by Deson ATS
Post
ID 5443644
Personally, I've always thought of Santa as being only a Persian cat and a eye patch away from being a Bond Villain. Here's why: 1) Secret base located in a inaccessible location. 2) Base cannot be found using the latest in technology. 3) Ultra sophisticated spy network revealing who was naughty or nice. 4) Spy network cannot be spoofed. 5) Lots of minions working for him, building "packages" 6) Ultra high speed, delivery system for said packages. 7) Un-erring accuracy in delivery of the packages. No confirmed mis-deliverys of said packages. Only rumor and humorous advertising. 8) Genetically modified reindeer. One especially. 9) Does not exist in a officially
recognized database.
Or at least not officially.
Santa Claus.
Note the post above is strictly meant in jest. Just to clarify. Nothing else added or removed. Posted by pause4thoughtATS Post ID 5443768 reply to
post by Deson
When I first read your post I thought "Give the guy a break". On reflection there could be cause for concern. Look at it this way. He clearly prefers to maintain anonymity. The cameo appearances in shopping malls are more often than not taken on by staff disappointed by the fact he consistently fails to show. But all that secrecy does make you wonder. On the one hand he could well be named as the culprit in one of the next 'false flag' ops. (To date the CIA has named just about everyone else.) On the other, after all I've read about his jeckyll & hyde characteristics I begin to fear he may have actually been recruited & that his next 'appearance' may not be so 'seasonal'. Maybe they'll let him do the dirty work and then, next time he happens to be passing over, switch on HARRP. You knew it had a purpose, didn't you? From that day on the NWO has the perfect excuse to access every home on the map, seeing as none of us knows the real deal from Adam. ...Which could give a new meaning to 'reds under the bed'. Chilling. Originally posted by zorgon Reply to
Deson
Well there ya go... you just showed us why the NGA supports him with delivery technology and why the DoD tracks him with Norad... Posted by Darthorious ATS Post ID 5443957 I wonder if this could somehow tie into it maybe renegade elves just looking to promote a bad name for him? or does it go deeper than that? Inside New York with Jack Frost .. |
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Originally posted by zorgonATS Post ID 5447236 Originally
posted by greeneyedleo
You know it just dawns on me why all the governments are banning us from getting any, and making their use illegal... They need to keep the lid on the secret... I wonder if the US Government has any Reindeers on the payrole? Hmmmm... lemme see... Well I'll be hornswaggled It seems they do indeed... and have had them for a very long time The Manitoban was chartered from the company early in 1898 for an unusual voyage. She sailed from Alten (Norway) for [size=3]New York on February 4 with 537 reindeer, 418 reindeer sleds, 511 sets of harness, 3, 500 bags of moss for feeding the animals, together with herders, drivers and their families numbering in all 113 people[/size]. After proceeding by rail from New York to Seattle, the entire company embarked for Alaska to start the U.S. Government's reindeer herd. http://www.merchantnavyofficers.com/all.html 537 reindeer... to START the herd? What the dickens does the US Government need a herd of Reindeers and Sleds for? NOW it makes sense why they hoard all those shrooms We need to call the Pentagon and get
to the bottom
of this
DAGNABBIT we are on to something now... Alaska reindeer - Kotsebue herd no. 2. George A. Parks. Photographs, 1911-1933. ASL-PCA-240 .. So they brought them in through New York in 1896 and by 1911-1933 we have full herds run by the Government... What are they up to? Related Links: |
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Posted by
greeneyedleo
reply to post by zorgon There is a big reindeer farm next to University of Alaska, Fairbanks... and I believe there is some "research" that takes place at UAF Originally posted by zorgon WOW Hey thanks for the tip space lady! Man those Air Force guys have been dipping into those shrooms... Originally posted by greeneyedleo Oh my god. It is VERY hard to respond with a well thought out response for that, that contributes to this thread.
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Originally
posted by Nola213ATS
Post
ID 5436295
Now, this topic brings up alot of
questions, if true:
Also, is Santa Claus , actually
Saint Nicholas of the
Catholic faith?
I mean how deep does the conspiracy go? Originally posted by zorgon Jack frost I can do.... |
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Originally
posted by zorgon..ATS
Post
ID 5447236
Originally
posted by eternal_vigilance
Well perhaps it will bring you one step closer to know that the Universities are on the ball regarding Santa and how he could possibly do what he does... So here we have one more accredited source that not only s Santa REAL, but they explain... THE SCIENCE OF SANTA Who are they? Department of Mechanical &
Aerospace Engineering
The Science of
Santa
Papers;
Videos:
What's it gonna take FOR YOU?
PS Generic YOU |
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.. Santa Adds
Facebook to Naughty
List Over Friend Limit
Santa Claus is upset with Facebook. Everyone, it seems, wants to be friends with Santa Claus on Facebook. In the month or so since he joined the popular social network, he's approved 5,000 friends. He could have easily gone viral by Thanksgiving -- when everyone wants to be "friends" with Santa regardless of whether they deserve to be. He could become the most popular person in the world on Facebook. But unfortunately for Santa, 5,000 friends is all anyone gets on Facebook. To add anyone new, the man who says his real legal name is Santa Claus must remove someone on his list. That upsets the man who runs the Santa Claus Foundation, which he describes as an advocacy group for children. "It's hard for me to believe that Facebook would want to disappoint that many folks who might enjoy being Santa's friends," Claus said in an e-mail. "I'm not selling anything; so, I don't understand the problem." He wants Facebook to make an exception for him and he's not above thinking about rough tactics, noting a report that Facebook lost users in the United Kingdom earlier this year. "[I] can only imagine what could happen, should word will get around that it is now severely limiting the number of friends Santa Claus can have," Claus said. "Would this make Facebook the new Scrooge or Grinch?" Those are harsh words given that Santa already got personal help from Facebook, since the site blocks people from registering names like Darth Vader or the Easter Bunny. But Santa was able to prove he was legally Santa Claus and a tech overrode the ban, making Santa Claus the Santa Claus on Facebook. Facebook says the 5,000 friend limit applies to all users -- but anyone can make a page where an unlimited number of people can sign themselves up as fans. A Facebook tech already helped Santa create a page, but Santa says that having fans is not nearly the same as having friends. "We hope this minor inconvenience doesn’t impact the otherwise good little boys and girls at Facebook come Christmas," spokesman Barry Schnitt said, adding that he hopes Santa collects as many fans as he can. Santa isn't the first to reach or complain about the limit -- prominent tech bloggers Robert Scoble and Jason Calcanis have both hit the limits. The limit is intended to keep Facebook resembling how real world social networks work since no one really has 5,000 friends. There may also be technical reasons that make the limit necessary. One wonders if Facebook actually does raise the limit just for Santa, how will they say no come spring when the Easter Bunny gets hopping mad about the limit? SOURCE: Wired News Blog |
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Posted by Rren
ATS
Post
ID 5510274
NORAD Tracks Santa Update NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center: According to the US Department of Commerce Census Bureau, the world's population is approximately 6,747,994,729 people (305,910,988 in the U.S.). Santa has had to adapt over the years to having less and less time to deliver gifts. To better assure prompt deliveries and safe flights, higher technology systems are increasingly being used by the United States Northern Command at Peterson Air Force Base Colorado. The USAF uses ground based radars, NOAA operational satellites provided by NASA Goddard Space Flight Center, Santa Cams, and jet fighter aircraft. Global position satellite (GPS) information and carefully timed gravity assists from the sun, moon, and/or earth are used to speed Santa's sleigh faster and more precisely. The 406 MHz Search and Rescue transmitter that Santa will have is equipped with a GPS feature so that National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) operational satellites (POES and GOES), EUMETSAT's MetOp-A, and Russian COSPAS satellites will know almost instantly within meters where Santa is. Multi-variable modeling improvements in the solar wind, auroras, geomagnetic force fields, and space/earth weather predictions are also being credited for improved sleigh routing efficiencies this year. Rudolph reportedly appreciates the POES and GOES infrared data so that he knows where fog is and can take over the reins from Santa and he says the polar microwave data is great for telling him where the rain, snow, and ice are for those precise landing adjustments. From 22,300 miles in space, NORAD will use for the first time the GOES-13 improved earth location accuracy and heat detection infrared equipment from various satellites. Rudolph's nose gives off an infrared signature similar to a missile launch and the satellites can detect Rudolph's bright red nose very precisely. NOAA, NASA, and the USAF have satellites precisely positioned and additional volunteers are supporting the improved Santa tracking beginning after sundown on Christmas Eve December 24, 2008. Near "real time" public updates of progress should be available from the web site NORAD Santa and thanks to worldwide corporate and international support updates will be provided in seven languages. NASA's Goddard Space Flight Center What does Santa have to do for the skeptics to believe? |
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UPDATE:
December 22, 2008
Posted by zorgon, HEY Now maybe we will get to the bottom of the famous line.. "Houston there is a Santa Claus" It seems NASA to celebrate Apollo 8's 40th Anniversary will rebroadcast the transmission :D Dec. 22, 2008 Al Feinberg
MEDIA ADVISORY: M08-268
WASHINGTON -- NASA Television will honor the 40th anniversary of the historic Christmas Eve broadcast by the Apollo 8 crew with special programming Dec. 24 and 25 on the NASA TV Public Channel (101). Forty years ago, Frank Borman, Jim Lovell and Bill Anders became the first humans to visit another heavenly body as they successfully orbited the moon in their Apollo 8 spacecraft. On Dec. 24, 1968, the three astronauts devoted one of their mission's six live television transmissions to reading from the biblical book of Genesis during what has since come to be known as the Christmas Eve Broadcast. To commemorate the anniversary, NASA TV will air the following special programs:
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